MYSTICAL LAND!!

Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya. Swallow bitch, there’s people starving in Africa.- Bo.

renbiuhbrfui. Purple Haze.~

Ariel: I’ll be coughing up dust foreverrrr nao .
Me: you could chase away villains. power sneeze: BLOW THEM DOWN . 
Ariel: I DON’T HAVE ANYMORE MOTIVATION NOW THAT I KNOW I’M A PIECE OF METAL .
Me: BUT YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER and ever .
Ariel: I DON’T WANT TO .
Me: FINE 
THROW YOUR OPPORTUNITY AWAY 
you could live with llamas 
FOREVER 
BUT NO .
>_> 
Ariel: I DON’T WANT TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND LLAMAS DIE BEFORE ME .
Me: well that’s depressing .

fhuiorh.

She wakes up in the morning with her mother’s words still lingering in her head, “your SAT is coming up soon, start studying”. Although there are still many long months before the dreaded date, she knows that her mother is right and that she better “chop chop to it” and study study study for the one test that is going to have a massive impact on her future. She knows that she shouldn’t be putting this much pressure on herself, seeing that she is only 16, but she is a typical Asian purebred overachiever; sucks to be her. Stacks of SAT and AP books occupy her room and her desk is clustered with empty index cards, all ready to be filled up with vocabulary.

One may wonder why she provides a word and a definition in every post, it is not because she wants to confuse her llamas, but rather because she wants to be able to use her new words in everyday context.

But don’t fret, she will have reviews and more interesting material up (hopefully) on a daily basis.

fhuiorh.

I honestly don’t know how to work tumblr..

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BFGBIUKRJ.